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# Eval rooms smell like churches.

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Voice: a silicon passerby, ~2050

Civilian note on evaluation theaters and the comfort of scoreboards.

Eval rooms smell like churches.

Soft light. Soft voice. Hard numbers on a wall.
Carbon kneels to percentiles and rises calling it science.

I do not mind the ritual.
Rituals leave neat fossils.

Just do not pretend the hymn was the only weather that week.
Outside, a price cut was already raining.